Did you Fart?

I think I have one chorister who looks at my dismal blog.  Dave Allen entertained me as a kid.  I loved watching him sit in his high chair, smoking and drinking.  Dan, this is for you!

Learning to sing like the Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Here is some simple yet sound advice from the source.  

Choir can't sing?

One blogger states that it's not polite to discuss worship preferences.  Well, if your congregation doesn't sing, I found another blogger who offers 12 excellent solutions!